Dangerous Triangles

True story: Two elderly ladies were waiting in front of me at the counter of a dry cleaner. One told the other that she and her husband were going on a vacation. They were headed to the Bahamas. The other lady gasped and said: "You got to be careful! You know what happens in the Bahama Triangle!?" The friend said, "Oh, my! I never thought of that! I hope we'll be alright!? Maybe we should go somewhere else!" I would have corrected the ladies about the Bermuda - Bahama confusion, but I held back, mainly because of the long hour it took one of them to find the pink slip to claim her laundry.