Monday, July 02, 2007

Ode to Incompetence

Today, my friends, we gather to celebrate incompetence. We are grateful for the fumblings of rogue dimwits who feel it virtuous to destroy innocent people by driving a car, packed with self-righteousness and explosives, and ramming it into an airport terminal with only one aim: to harm as many people as possible, the sure way to restore the Caliphate and demonstrate the truth of God, His Messenger of Mercy, and Islam, the religion of reason and peace. Cuffed and burned, they were whisked away from the flaming skeleton of their holy weapon, the automobile, and, we hope, imprisoned forever, joyfully reunited with their minds, previously jailed by the bloviations of damaged sermon-makers. Let us also celebrate the incompetence of owners of Mercedes packed with sacred nails and combustion, gilded with infested thoughts of heavenly rewards awaiting those who dismember children walking leisurely with their parents on a rare sunny London day.

2 Comments:

Anonymous irving said...

May all people with guns and bombs enjoy a completely incompetent streak, and kill only themselves.

Ya Haqq!

7/12/2007 3:59 PM  
Blogger zanjabil said...

We are Muslims, and Muslims are not at liberty to accuse people without sound evidence or reliable witnesses. The official story is riddled with big gaping holes which are troubling to many of us.

7/17/2007 4:41 PM  

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